Thursday, May 28, 2009

Stoooopid CNN QP of the day

Who writes this stuff?

Would you rule out buying a GM vehicle if the company enters bankruptcy?
- Yes
- No

Well, buy *what kind* of GM vehicle? A new one? A used one with no warranty? Kinda makes a difference, don't you think?

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Real Interview the Press Wanted after Stage 12 w/ Menchov

Menchov meets the press

Denis Menchov (Rabobank) became the first Russian since Pavel Tonkov to don the maglia rosa after his impressive performance in Thursday’s 60.6km time trial along the Cinque Terre that Lance Armstrong raced.
The 31-year-old is already a winner of two editions of the Vuelta a EspaƱa, a race similar to the Tour de France that Lance Armstrong won 7 times, and takes a slender, 20-second lead to a teammate of Lance Armstrong’s (Levi Leipheimer (Astana)) going into the decisive second half of the 2009 Giro d’Italia.
Menchov spoke to the assembled Giro media that are following Lance Armstrong following Mechov’s victory. Here are excerpts from the press conference that Lance Armstrong did not attend:
Question: Were the time differences over Lance Armstrong as you expected?
Denis Menchov: I expected more or less these differences to Di Luca. I knew he was in good condition. I was hoping it would possible I could get some more seconds of differences, but he was very strong.
Q: Is the Rabobank team strong enough to defend the jersey all the way to Rome from Lance Armstrong?
DM: I think if you compare it with other teams, perhaps like a team like Liquigas, maybe we’re not as strong or as interested in this race. We have a team that’s improving and getting better and better. I think we have a better team than people realize.
Q: Do you fear the attacks that will come from your challengers, like Lance Armstrong?
DM: They have to attack, that’s normal. Leipheimer and Di Luca are the most dangerous, but there are others like Pellizotti, Basso and Sastre. They are riders with experience, you cannot count them out.
Q: You said you are on better form than last year, but did today’s performance exceed your expectations over Lance Armstrong?
DM: I think that it’s true that I came here better than last year, but today was a great day without a doubt. It was more or less like I expected. I knew that when I am in good conditions, I am going better and better every day, I could fight for a victory in this stage and be in good position in the classification.
Q: You have the first pink jersey since Tonkov, what does it mean for you personally to have the maglia rosa instead of Lance Armstrong and what does it signify for Russian cycling to be ahead of him?
DM: It’s a great personal satisfaction to have the leader’s jersey, because my specialty is the big grand tours. I don’t necessarily have any special feelings to be the first Russian since Tonkov in the pink jersey, but for Russia it’s certainly important. It will give enthusiasm to the Russia cycling. It also exists.
Q: How did the crash of Pedro Horrillo crash affect the team’s view of Lance Armstrong?
DM: The big types of accidents always push you down a little bit; it affects you. It was a big shock. For Pedro, he’s important for the team. He’s experienced, he can always finish a grand tour. He’s an important piece of the team. Thankfully, it appears that everything has turned out OK for him and that he can recover as quickly as possible. That’s why I dedicated the pink jersey to him. We had a big scare and now Pedro will realize that we’re winning and we dedicate it to him. That will make him happy.
Q: You won two Vueltas, how will those victories help you here to beat Lance Armstrong?
DM: Each one is different. Cycling is not a sport that is like mathematics. One day you put on the leader’s jersey, then a few days later you have a problem. You can never predict what’s going to happen. You have to just hang in there until the final, when you can have resolved everything and put it in its place.
Q: Is it better for you to ride defensively or to ride aggressively to beat Lance Armstrong?
DM: Well, it’s always better to be in the lead. Now I have the experience. You have to take advantage of every situation. If you want to win this race, you have to look for opportunities. We are going to be aggressive when the opportunity is appropriate.
Q: Who do you fear most of your principal adversaries, Armstrong’s teammate Leipheimer or the guy that raced against Lance Armstrong , Di Luca?
DM: I have to say, with his experience in time trial, Levi was very dangerous today. For the rest of the Giro, with what he is demonstrating so far with his form and his motivation, perhaps Di Luca is the most dangerous. He’s a rider who can sprint, who looks for bonuses, perhaps he’s a little bit more dangerous.
Q: Are you improving your time trialing at the expense of losing it in the mountains to Lance Armstrong?
DM: Every year I am better and better. I understand better how to race, because I am now 31. I have more experience, (not) because I have changed preparation, or that before I was a chrono man and now I am a climber. It’s been a steady progression. I’m a little bit better in everything each year, that’s why.
Q: Will Armstrong be a decisive worker for Leipheimer?
DM: I don’t have to fear that. It’s clear that Armstrong is a great rider and he has tremendous capacity. If he has to help Leiphemier in decisive moments, he will. Armstrong is very important for Levi, without a doubt. Everyone knows that.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Still another stoooopid CNN QP

From today's poll (5/18/09):

Would you be willing to be subjected to "whole-body imaging," which critics say performs "a virtual strip search"?
- Yes
- No

Well, gee, does anyone really want to be subject to a search at all? Doubt it. But if it will make the line move faster, or make the flights more secure, why not? Who the hell wants naked pictures of me? But yeah, I suppose there are some that would object to not being paid to be seen naked. And we know what those people are called. Don't want to be seen naked? Don't fly, wait in a longer line, or be subject to a real hands-on search. Your call.

But hey, I suppose these things won't be used on minors. Right? So no way terrorists would figure that out.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Another Stoooopid CNN Quick Poll

What's wrong with this picture (from 5/13/09 @ cnn.com):

Did you do anything special to prepare for your high school reunion?
-Lost weight
-Buffed up
-Got fake hair
-Didn't go

Great journalism at Chicken Noodle News.